What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.