What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.