How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!