How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.