How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !