How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

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Wave at him

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

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What has a foot but no legs?

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Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .

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Santa would never free an elf.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way