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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Genesis Jokes More Genesis Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil?

Pointless

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.