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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

West Africa Jokes More West Africa Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

How cheap are iPads now?

More importantly, how expensive are menus

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.