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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Amazon Prime Jokes More Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

West Africa Jokes More West Africa Jokes

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.