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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

Declare Jokes More Declare Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

A: Oh-lay!

Amazon Prime Jokes More Amazon Prime Jokes

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)