What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.