What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*