What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

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What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.