What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.