Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO
Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.
They were both driving their cars at the time !
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
A divorce lawyer.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
A Warehouse.
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
