Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
Dog-gone!
Time to get it fixed.
When a woman rejects feminism.
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
Nah, I must stay.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
