What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!