What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.