What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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Why is Christopher Walken so tired?

Because at night, he's always sleepwalken

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.