What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!