What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

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What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"