What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in