A horse with his eyes closed!
Defeeted
Aileen
Ghoulloping.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
A coconut!
TBC
He only had one pupil.
Kay-so-deal-a?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)