What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.