What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)