What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye