What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!