How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....