What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!