What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.