What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.