What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is