Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!