Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

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Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.