Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed