Arc Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Heroine Addict Jokes More Heroine Addict Jokes

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Joan Jokes More Joan Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.