What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.