He wiped his bum.
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They wipe, flush, and wash their hands
Swiping and wiping.
a soviet
Anne Boleyn's.
A cloth.
They both wipe out Klingons.
She wiped her arse.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
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A swipe and wipe.
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
Wipe away those ears.
The Trail of Smears
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
He wipes the hard drive.
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
Pages from *Reader's Digest*
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
He puts it in the Wash.
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
Pick up a penguin
To find a Significant Otter.
Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..
His desk is level
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
I'm not a big fan."