He wiped his bum.
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They wipe, flush, and wash their hands
Swiping and wiping.
a soviet
Anne Boleyn's.
A cloth.
They both wipe out Klingons.
She wiped her arse.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
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A swipe and wipe.
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
Wipe away those ears.
The Trail of Smears
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
He wipes the hard drive.
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
Pages from *Reader's Digest*
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
When it('s not).
They Leave a Trail of Tears
He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.
A pain in the arse.
So your arse doesn't slam.
My eyes! My eyes!
Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
The screen stays black when you check the time.
In bits and pieces.
Cancer.
In jail
Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.
The Captain's Log.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
