What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.