What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.