What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.