What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

A: Don't wind it.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.