What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.