What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein