What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.