What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A ...

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."