What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

Big Fan Jokes More Big Fan Jokes

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.