Big Fan Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

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What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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What's 2 and 2?

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2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them.

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What is black and doesn't work?

Decaffeinated coffee.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What's big grey and flies straight up ?

An elecopter !