Big Fan Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

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What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Wind Turbine Jokes More Wind Turbine Jokes

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color are Margaery's eyes ?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!