Big Fan Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

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What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Inward

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Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Denim denim denim.

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Pro-state cancer.

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An hour after its landed its still whining.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.