Big Fan Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

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What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore?

I'm a big fan.

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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She gives you the eye.

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They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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In brain cells!

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.