What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.