What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.