Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

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How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."