The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
He was always drinking on the job
Just a couple of shots
Motorist: I was only following orders.
A MANDATE
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here