Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What kind of dog is the quietest?

A "shhh"nauzer

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What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

What do martial artist love to drink?

WATAAA

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).