Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate