What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.