What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*