Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

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What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"