Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?

Free Ballin - Foo Fighters

Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.