Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
because its a dog
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
So blind people can hate them too
Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
A: You plan-et.
Because they don't have attachments!
It's a vacuum!
Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.
Because all proper tea is theft.