Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo