Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.