Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.