Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.