Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!