Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.