Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !