Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !