Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

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