Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

Why do lesbians hate Nutella?

Because it's not nut-free

Queen Jokes More Queen Jokes

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy