What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too