What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.