What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels