What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.