What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force :)

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.