What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a paraplegic with an incurable STD?

Roll-aids.

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.