What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic