What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What do you call a Paraplegic runner?

A Boston Marathon Victim.

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.