What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?

A yardvark!

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person