What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person