What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

Paraplegic Jokes More Paraplegic Jokes

What's black and sits at the top of stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a asian and a black guy??

A math problem.

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.