What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

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How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

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How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths