Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market?

He invested before it was cool.