The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)
Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy
We're not falling for that one again!
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Wedding rings
They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)
