Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.