Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Scotland Jokes More Scotland Jokes

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland