Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.