Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

because it said "CONCENTRATE"

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Speaker Jokes More Speaker Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Scotland Jokes More Scotland Jokes

Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour