What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

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She went to the battered women's shelter

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They were graduated

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.