How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

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Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

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Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.