What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

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Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".