What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Social Anxiety Jokes More Social Anxiety Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.