What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

Social Anxiety Jokes More Social Anxiety Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice