What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

Social Anxiety Jokes More Social Anxiety Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice