Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Because they bring Mayflowers
Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!
I'm a cashew!
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.
Hy-Ayy-nas
You know you need a psychiatrist!
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Toothpaste.
They use snail polish.
They tend to be shells of their former selves
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
It died.
He ran out of patients.
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
A mental hospital
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
Don't Break the Ice
