How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Tnt Jokes More Tnt Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*