How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Tnt Jokes More Tnt Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*