How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Tnt Jokes More Tnt Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*