How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Tnt Jokes More Tnt Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.