How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Tnt Jokes More Tnt Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.