A pigment of your imagination.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
It is possible that UFOs exist.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Imagination
A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5
My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.