What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.