What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

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Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!