Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

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What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.