Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

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Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...