Because 7 ate 9.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy
Because 7 8 9.
Microsoft.
Microsoft Word.
Because Windows 7 8 9!