Because 7 ate 9.
Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!
A baby in a microwave
What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens
They ate all the dinosaurs
Because 9, 8, 7....
Because 7 ate 9
Wind O's
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Because Windows 7 8 9!