What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Pane Jokes More Pane Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.