What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table