What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.