What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!