What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun