What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.