What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!