What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook