Apricots.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Anywhere he wants to.
Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.