Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Why do black people never sleep?

Because the last one who had a dream got shot

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What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.