Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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Where does an ape sleep?

A: In an apricot.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.