Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Apricot Jokes More Apricot Jokes

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?