Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

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Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

Programming Jokes More Programming Jokes

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.