What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Okay men, get on the ship."

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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The tight ends.