What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )