What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

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Which football player gets the most wedgies?

The tight ends.

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.