What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )