What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).