No matches founds
Neighbor.
Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.
l0l
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
Bernie.
Because he couldn't concentrate.
A match maiden heaven
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.