A: It matches their mustaches.
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
To see if blondes have more fun.
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Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.
When her mustache is on fire!
A: So brunettes can remember them.
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.