Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

he was totally drinking it before it was cool.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?

A mental block!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!