Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.