Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

Brunette Jokes More Brunette Jokes

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!