Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.