Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.