Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.