Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.