Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.