Favor Jokes

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Squid Pro Quo Jokes More Squid Pro Quo Jokes

Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

Baked Yazidi Jokes More Baked Yazidi Jokes

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(