Favor Jokes

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Baked Yazidi Jokes More Baked Yazidi Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi