I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!
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As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
To bitter fit in my uterus.
May the Ides be ever in your favor."
Shore.
She was wearing no turn on red. :
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
I'll catch you later!
Fireunemployed.
Two. One to cut and one to glue
Al-ask-ya
There is no cod
Man with a uterus somewhere
Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much
I thought Libertarians believed in small government.
Squid Pro Quo
A squid pro quo.
You pull the trigger again.