Favor Jokes

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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New Buck Jokes More New Buck Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Baked Yazidi Jokes More Baked Yazidi Jokes

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

Sway Jokes More Sway Jokes

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.