What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

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What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.