What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."